Friday LOL: Kung-Fu Hillbilly, Joel Bauer

Holy hell, it’s a twofer! Little bit off frontbutt, little bit of douchenozzle. I does what I can.

Props for the first vid go to Jay. Props for the second vid go to DrawAndQuarter.

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Friday LOL: Keyboard Cat (with props to Jay)

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Friday LOL: Mr. B.A.N.G.

I wasn’t sure quite how to start this post. After all, how does one describe the entity that IS Mr. Bang? I think this would be one of those times when plain English is best.

There’s a guy in Texas who has made a career out of dressing up like Marilyn Manson.

I’m not saying that he’s a celebrity impersonator who’s sitting around counting piles of money and saying “I can’t believe I’m getting away with this, but it beats having a real job, so WTF.” I’m saying that there’s a guy who’s trying to fashion himself into a celebrity solely by dressing up as some other celebrity. And selling pasties with his own Mansonesque logo on them. And asking people to donate money. I wonder if the “donate” button on his MySpace page accepts checks. Reality checks.

For the sake of brevity, I’ll leave you to your own devices to peruse the photos and “fan art” (aka “stuff my 6 year old nephew drew”) on his MySpace page. I’ll let you be your own tour guide for the interview with Combichrist. Instead, I’ll give you some highlights from The “Sitting in a Bathtub Behind a Warehouse” Video.

1. The girl sitting behind him has the saddest groupie gig ever.

2. “I ended up in Texas for the industry that I’m in now.” Which is, apparently, living with his mom and doing “photo shoots” with people from Model Mayhem.

3. Taking big sips of “booze,” aka “water.”

4. When the interviewer gets distracted and starts talking to Groupie Girl, Mr. Bang gets all pissy and starts yelling about macaroni and cheese.

5. He talks about bringing back striped tights, ripped fishnets shirts, and lunchboxes. You know, cause nobody does that anymore. I haven’t seen a fishnet shirt at goth night in AGES.

6. The camera pans away, then back and Mr. Bang’s head is in Groupie Girl’s crotch. “I’d say I feel lucky, but I’m not really the average Joe either.” He’s got a point. I’m pretty sure he’s got a Pulitzer in that bathtub.

7. Mr. Bang tells a story about how his parents never approved of anything that he did, then goes on to mention that he used to hang tampons from the ceiling and cover them with ketchup.

Happy viewing, kids. Happy viewing.

Friday LOL: Crunkswagga

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Friday LOL: Star Wars According to a 3 Year Old

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Friday LOL: Songsmith / Songsmith Classics

For those of you unfamiliar with Microsoft’s Songsmith product, it’s a piece of software that was designed to be Microsoft’s answer to Mac’s Garage Band. And so, hilarity has ensued. Here, for your LOLing delights, are the originaly songsmith commercial and a couple of “songsmith-ized” classics. Props to Blender Blog and Jrob for this one.

Link for commercial

Link for Van Halen

Link for The Police

Friday LOL: Ken Lee

Clip from Bulgarian Idol that will make you chuckle…then make you wonder if you’re going to hell for chuckling.

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Friday LOL: WTF Blanket

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Friday LOL: CareerBuilder

I think the props for this one go to msWallace, but I’m not completely sure. Anywho, please to enjoy this ad from CareerBuilder. Highlight comes at the 33 second mark, but I don’t wanna spoil it for you

Friday LOL: Baby’s First Vlog, Disco Snape.

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If this doesn’t suit you, there’s a backup plan. You will chuckle, damn you!

Editing was so much easier with Final Cut. Anybody wanna buy me 6 grand worth of computers and editing software? Just checking.